As we anxiously await this week’s podcast Q & A featuring Elmo, here are some fun and little know facts about our furry yet infuriating little friend.
Elmo’s parents are named Gladys and George but they are rarely if ever seen on the show. He also has grandparents and he has a sister.
Elmo has been on many television specials, including Martha Stewart, Emeril and even testified before congress to urge support of music education and other shows.
Name: Elmo Monster
Scientific Name: Furrius childus, a.k.a Painus in the Assis
Age: 3 1/2 years
Birthday: February 3
Best Friends: Zoe and Grover
Religion: Atheist
Favorite Songs: Elmo's Song, Runnin’ with The Devil (Van Halen) and It’s Getting Hot in here (Nellie)
Quote: "That tickles!", "Elmo loves you!", “Kill James,” “Elmo wants your Soul”
Dislikes: Brussel Sprouts, Exorcisms
Higher Power: Satan
Muppeteer: Kevin Clash, Satan
Favorite Hobbies: piano, violin, tap dancing, capitalism, demonic possession
First appearance on Sesame Street: 1984
Pet: Dorothy (the goldfish) and various chickens, lambs and other small animals used in Satanic rituals
Most popular Elmo item: Tickle Me Elmo
Favorite food: pizza and Really HOT Wings
Favorite fruit: banana and the Forbidden Fruit
Favorite game: Tag, Ring around the Burning Christian
Favorite sports: Rollerblading, Miniature golf and the Devil’s Pitchfork Toss (Similar to the javelin throw) but with Christians used as targets.
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2 comments:
You made all that up. I hope Guy Smiley can clarify this so called "information."
This is hysterical! Check out my "Elmo Taunts a Baby" post at http://parkstreetrambler.blogspot.com/2008/04/elmo-taunts-baby.html
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